UNDERWATER RESTAURANT WITH FANTASTIC NEWS

With almost all modern news sources infected by a highly contagious left wing confirmation bias, a visit to Undercurrent Affairs acts on the deluded and disillusioned like a vaccine developed by a free spirit in the privately funded laboratory called Life Experience. We expect diners to arrive with jaded palates in a pretty shabby frame of mind, so we prepare literary dishes under set menus in a variety of flavours with one unique ingredient, a house speciality called Abstract Definition.